emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

(via dietcondoms)

ernbarassing:

the better my hair looks the better i function in school

(Source: ernbarassing, via orgasm)

blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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(Source: baara, via dietcondoms)

cumsquats:

a hundred motha fuckas cant tell me nothin. im deaf why are they yelling at me

(via lohanthony)

solluxander:

can you illegally download sleep

(Source: cisphobic, via orgasm)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(Source: andrewbelami, via lohanthony)